What kind of a name is this anyway?!? |
Greetings once again readers. I know there are likely only a select few of you who may see this unless it blows up for some reason. For the sake of sounding more "professional" I will refrain from using the curse words that were used in my angry Mega Man rant over in the VGHC Facebook Group. Since I've already set the tone for being not pleased, and referenced what I'm not happy about right in the title, let's get right into this.
Let's skip the intro and get right into this, shall we? I'm glad I waited so long to make this version, because it's gonna make things even better!
Anyone that has been following Capcom lately - well it speaks for itself. They have been putting out things that have been disappointing for some - Resident Evil 5, anyone? Now we also have 6 to look at. Apparently also crap. Go figure.
Really...call him. Please. |
I want to put you all in my shoes here. I know of this news, but none of it matters to me. Will I poke fun at it? Absolutely. Do I really care? No, no I don't. What I care is that the Blue Bomber I spent a good portion of my childhood with returns to it's past glory, and if it won't, for the love of god just leave Mega Man be. I'd really appreciate if you guys bring him back, but you're too busy fucking up Resident Evil and making multiple versions of your fighters (with on disc DLC) to care, eh?
Let me ask a question. What do you get, when you take the Mega Man from Battle Network, put some white armor on him, similar to X, and make it look like as if he has a winter coat on?
Christmas Mega Man anyone? This isn't quite what I had in mind for his american 25th anniversary come December. |
You can customize this new character with Battle Memory, which makes you think maybe it's referencing now three different Mega Man series games, but to compare this to any of them I think would be an insult. Is this how Capcom brings Mega Man back? Is this the way to celebrate one of their biggest title's 25th anniversary? The answer - hell no! This is a mockery of what could have been. It gets better, I'm not even done yet.
The game will be "free to play" but will charge for items and such. Sound familiar? Silly micro-transactions. You know what else has those? Stupid Facebook games (they are all stupid, IMO). The mention of Facebook was done intentionally. This is a "social game" and you can summon your friends to battle with you if you happen to find someone else stupid enough to play this game with you. So, OVER-1 is created the way he is according to story, but everyone can customize their own OVER-1 character that I assume is what gets sent into battle, and you guys can battle together and talk about how totally awesome your OVER-1 model is and I'm so OVER this nonsense. Really, I am. I can't believe THIS is what you guys have to offer. If "Remember Me" didn't interest me so much, I'd rent DmC, and just call it a day with you guys. This shit is absurd.
What else is there really to say? Not much. Oh, excuse me guys, I forgot one more thing! If you're sold on this game that sounds super special awesome, you can play it on iOS! Yep, on iOS - and that's it. I have no more to say on this game, I will now explain my frustration before finding out more about this silly game that I honestly overlooked and took for a joke anyway.
Really, it doesn't matter what this exists on. Seriously. Someone made this same game in Flash. In fucking Flash. If this doesn't speak for itself about the quality of this game, I'm not sure what does.
Capcom's Senior Vice President, Christian Svensson had the following to say about the Mega Man franchise:
"I (and probably I alone, so please don't ascribe said belief to "Capcom") think one of the problems MM has had as a brand is that we've had too many competing splinter sub-brands within it. I'm not sure starting yet another is the way to get the franchise as whole back on track more than creating greater brand confusion, but we'll take it under advisement."
Well, maybe this is the one man's said opinion, but it was Capcom's decision as a whole to keep putting out the games, even when Keiji Inafune himself didn't want to go on with them. So yeah, I'm going to blame Capcom. Who are we going to blame? Did the fans not give you enough input? Definitely not the case there. Speaking of fans, which Capcom has clearly forgotten about over the years, most fans know, X5 was supposed to be the end. This would lead into the Mega Man Zero series. Capcom went on with the X series anyway, and well, we know how that went. You guys killed the X series (you bastards), fine, I'll deal. You guys made several other spin-offs as well, and somewhere down the line Inafune left. Now Mega Man is one big joke, because all we get is a mockery of him in Street Fighter X Tekken and skins for Zero in Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3.
How about a Mega Man 11, in the style of 9 and 10 before it? Credit to Xavier "xm" Dang and company for making an attempt (and a damn good one at that) at what this could possibly be like. Hell, talk up a deal with him about the art/music that went in to this project and put THAT out. How about a proper burial for Mega Man if you guys clearly don't care about him anymore. Better yet, a proper burial through a proper celebration for the 25th anniversary of the franchise. It's not ALL about Street Fighter (and it's several versions) you know? I'm gonna get off-topic here for a second...
I'll give you guys some credit, you decided to go free with the DLC that was on disc with RE6 instead of charging us for it like assholes like you did with SFxT. Now call me one of those who should be told "I'm not entitled to anything". Well, technically, you're right. I read a post not too long ago on ScrewAttack talking about the whole DLC thing on disc and actually got into a debate with a friend about the exact same thing. The post on ScrewAttack however ended his post with one simple comment. The only real way to fix this is to not buy the game. Problem is, most will buy and just deal. I'll be smart and simply not buy, because really, times are tough. I expect to get what I pay for when I buy it, and if you want to hide something from me even though I already have said product in my hand, so be it. I don't agree with it, and I won't support it.
Back to my original point, now that I got that out of the way. Both franchises (Mega Man and Street Fighter) were responsible for bringing you guys to make your Resident Evils, Dragon's Dogma, and now DmC - you get the idea. Is it so hard to bring back a franchise that not just myself, but several people out there want back in it's true form? I have a separate sub-series on my videos dedicated to the better days of Mega Man, because I definitely can't expect anything new, so why not, right? I've been waiting from a solid effort from you guys. You blame it on Mega Man having this identity crisis, but you guys decided to whore out the franchise much like Square-Enix whores out Final Fantasy. You know what happens when you do that? Your fans give up on you. I hope justice is served here, and perhaps you guys have something up your sleeve for later this year.
This lack of a good Mega Man game is killing me. Especially since X7 and X8 were garbage. I can forgive it. Just bring it back. Even classic had it's crap games (the same numbers funny enough). The lack of Mega Man is a running joke. We want the Blue Bomber back. THIS is not enough. Repackaging existing music as a celebration? Maybe with some super awesome game collection to go with it. Look what you guys did for Street Fighter. Where's the same love for Mega Man? Why must I keep seeing games that I compare to it, and not be able to make that comparison to a more modern game? Why must I keep doing things such as having backgrounds made, buy shirts, listen to your soundtracks like crazy, ect in order to remind myself that Mega Man doesn't suck?
Mega Man sucks because of YOU Capcom. You and you alone. You can make all the excuses you want, but this can be done. You just don't want to. It's such an easy way to make fans not hate some of the more recent stunts you have pulled with either killing off game franchises or shady practices. December is coming...and I will be waiting. Impatiently, but still waiting...
Until I hear any confirmation of this, I'll keep playing the older games I happen to enjoy very much. I'll be passing on Megaman Xover and awaiting a proper Mega Man title. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go searching right now for a copy of Mega Man Soccer instead. Or better yet, make a hard copy of Xover for me, so I can smash the living hell out of it.
- Victor Max Vellon
Commissioner and Leader